when ya read the reddit question “what would be 1000% times scarier in reverse?” and ya first thought is pooping, you’re a good soul.


it’s better when u realize that’s the top comment

trust:

when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled

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hyperspaceprincess:

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

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yanderwei:

me:

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you:

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gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

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thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

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remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

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